The Academy Awards happened last night, and I didn't watch it other than a couple of looks in. Not that interested in watching the show. Sort of interested in who won, but don't need to see the show.
But I was thinking that what Ellen DeGeneres should have said to open the show was something like this:
I'm proud to be hosting this year's Academy Awards, because I think it's high time the Academy have someone host the show representing a group of people responsible for millions of dollars of Hollywood box office. I speak - of course - for the dumb blonde! Oh, you think Hollywood hasn't made money off us? Just, just, look at this!
Then a montage of Hollywood dumb blonde characters rolls, perhaps with Ellen cut into the scenes somehow, making dumb blonde kind of comments.
Would have got a laugh I think.
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