"Waiter!"

He was happy to get to the café first, tired from following four women around shopping all afternoon.

But only two of them arrived at his table. "Where's grandma and the kid?," he asked.

"Oh, they didn't want to come," one woman said. "Gran was to lie down, and the girl wanted to watch TV," said the other.

"So, what can I do to satisfy you two?" he asked eyebrows Grouchoing up and down.

The women glanced as each other, but before they could respond, the man turned in the direction of the waiter and called "MENU!"